Gender Prediction

I thought I’d do this before I enter my 2nd Trimester, just for fun. It’s based off of a bunch of old wives tales.

1. Look in the mirror and you will see, whether a girl or a boy it will be, Is your hair full of body, with a lusterous shine or is it thin and stringy, and makes you want to whine?

Thinner and stringer

1. For the next question, you need to look to your legs, there down there somewhere, a little voice said. Is your hair growing faster, could you make your own braids? Or is it the same as before you were preg?

Same as before

1. How about your nails, my pregnant friend Are they growing stronger and fast like the wind? Or is the growth about the same as before no changes at all, which can be quite a bore.

Same as before

1. When you wake in the morn are you green at the gills? Unable to rise from your bed without being ill? Or are you a lucky one who morning sickness has missed, and you spend your mornings in a state of happy bliss?

Bliss for being missed

1. Look at your cravings, for I’m told they will tell the gender of your unborn child as well… Is it sour taste that makes your day? and lemons, and pickles keep you on your happy way? Or do you find yourself craving sweets, and always looking around for a nice little treat?

Sour (Though, really I’d say more spicy than either…)

1. When you look in the mirror at your tush (that’s your rear) Do you find that it’s growing in size? OH DEAR!

No (Thank God!)

1. How about your feet? (No, not do they stink) To answer this question, I need you to think Way back to your pre pregnancy days… Are your feet colder now or were they always this way?

No

1. *swisha swisha swisha swhisa* goes baby’s little heart already full of love for you right from the start, But if you wish to use it, to help you see your fate, you will need to look at baby’s sweet heart rate! Is heart rate below 139 or above 140?

140 or above

1. In Florida, they call Orange Juice, liquid gold or sunshine, Do you find now that you’re pregnant, you crave it more of the time?

No

1. High or Low? Which way does baby go? Are you carrying high as the sky? Or is your baby resting low?

Low (Really, though, it’s too soon to tell)

1. Is your tummy shaped more like the watermelon for the picnic? Or the beach ball for the beach? This way of guessing baby’s gender Is right within in your reach Reach out now and feel your tummy, Do you think bounce or do you think yummy?

Neither (But, since I have to pick one, it resembles a watermelon more… though it’s really quite unchanged)

1. Kick to the left Kick to the right Stand up Sit Down, Fight Fight Fight So which way does your future soccer player kick most often? Right or Left?

Left (Again, too soon to tell, but most of my growing pains have been on the left)

1. High or low again, here we go… Is your baby kicking high (in the ribs) or are they kicking low? (in the stomach)?

High (Again, too soon to tell, but most of my growing pains have been higher up)

1. To answer this question glance over at Dad, Is he gaining weight in sympathy with you? If so, that’s a right gentlemanly thing to do!

No

1. During pregnancy you gain weight all over the place, but to answer this question can you see it in your face?

Yes

The Results: 40% chance of a boy, 60% chance of a girl… And it all may change by the 3rd Trimester! http://www.babygenderprediction.com/old-wives-tales/index.phtml

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